The Light at the Center of the Universe/Dinosaurs on Crack

The Light at the Center of the Universe
Originally uploaded by sammi's mom

The first part of the title is what it is just because that's what I called this photo on Flickr. Samantha is definitely the light at the center of my universe. 'nuff said.

The look of wonder on her face is the result of a man dressed in a big purple Barney costume. A big purple Barney on crack costume. All baggy and skinny-looking. Definitely the look of the Barney that turned to drugs after working with those awful children for so many years. You see, I always swore that any child of mine would never know what Barney was because he's so horrendous, but after watching it a couple of times with Samantha, I discovered that it's the over-acting, parent-coached, obnoxious, snotty little kids that dance around and sing with Barney that are so unacceptable to anyone that values pure entertainment for small children. Enough to drive any dancing dinosaur to a life of crack, and performing at children's birthday parties to support the habit.